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    Good luck to Paul!!
    I played in MAFIAI, II, III, IV and V...

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    I'll defo keep reading this
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    Ivorav misses first press conference after late night rampage


    Face down on a plastic plate, is Ivarov fit to be a football manager ?

    The new Blackburn Rovers manager missed his first organised meeting with the national media after a night of horrific exploits and carnage alone. The Russian was last seen by locals leaving a Blackburn nightclub at 1:25am, heading towards the towns red light district. The same morning at approximately 6am he was spotted by two elderly joggers who found him head down on a park bench with whisky and narcotics littered all around him, he was later arrested by police before being bailed.


    Carted away: GMP take the Russian to the nick
    Greater Manchester Police
    Ivarov has been detained then bailed following a string of offences during the early hours of yesterday morning, he is also suspected to be in connection with a spate of vandalism in the the city centre area and crimes against the miss use of drugs act. After interviewing the suspect we were still unable to conclude where and what he was doing between the hours of 2.30AM and 5AM.

    It is thought that club owner Paul Venky is aware of the incident but is not keen on taking matters any further. Ivarov who is still struggling with speaking English refused to comment and is expected back in court on the 19th of August which falls on the same day as Blackburns opening league fixture against Tottenham Hotspurs.

    Former Everton,Arsenal,Charlton,Rangers,Blackburn,Ipswich ,Sheffield Wednesday,Newcastle Jets,Motherwell and England international Francis Jeffers who has just joined the Match of the Day pundit team had this to say about the incident.
    Franny Jeffers
    It's a disgrace


    Back in the day: Jeffers partying hard with his natural good looks
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    Blackburn yield the axe
    More worries have surfaced at Blackburn Rovers after a further 9 players left the club today leaving a threadbare squad of 6. In order to have enough players to complete the tour of rural Russia Ivarov has sanctioned the temporary signing of 5 Korean youth players from an unknown club in the South Korean 3rd Division.

    Marcus Olsson > Toronto FC > 500k
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    Owen Coyle delighted at picking up Olsson from the bargain bucket
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    Thanks for all the feedback

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivarov
    First i want to quash the rumours that im racist, why would I hire the Nigerian Finidi George ???? 2nd Where is the big black Samba ?
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    Other news


    Glenn Roeder
    is unveiled as the new England boss after winning his fight against depression following his relationship break up with Heather Mills (formerly married to Paul McCartney) 'She threw her wooden leg at me and made me eat cheerios off the floor'. Roeder has been signed a 3 year deal with the F.A

    The saga into the unknown ages of Nigerian footballers continue. It's believed Kanu is 42 and Taribo West played well into his 50's but after recent medical tests it's revealed that Fulham midfielder Dickson Etuhu is 61. The mayhem is due to the eradication of birth certificates during the 20th century in the African country.

    And finally Robbie Savage has been working in conjunction with Nottingham Trent university to develop ways of streamlining footballers to run faster. The new 'Cabbage flaps' are said to take 0.5seconds off every 30 meters run by footballers. Theo Walcott is expected to be the first high profile player to use the flaps.


    Cabbage flaps: Already proved a hit with Savage
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    Etuhu is 61 and Walcott using cabbage flaps
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    Exclusive Ivarov interview with Steve Ryder




    First I would like to delve into your upbringing, what was it like, give me the idea for the texture of your home life
    Rough, very rough
    Parents ?
    My mum emigrated to Nepal and my dad wasn't good at mothering me
    I had a calm up brining in the Cheshire countryside living in a big balls 9 acre estate
    Did they call you Steve 'Big bawls' Ryder ?
    No, so Blackburn what do you make of all these players leaving ?
    In russia we have a word for those people'
    пиздас '
    A bit harsh don't you think ? What sort of players are you looking to bring into the club ?
    I have little money, I like experience and brittleness
    Any news signings imminent ?

    YEAH I JUST BOUGHT THOSE KOREANS DIDN'T I ?

    .....yeah, yer, yep you did, but are they good enough for this level ?
    are you good enough for this level ?
    Ok, I see, that'll do for now.
    PIPE DOWN AND GET OUT



    Rovers have set off to their Siberian base camp where he takes his 11 players and assistant manager Finidi George to a 'brutal' prison camp for vigorous training. The club have still made no more progress is signing any proper players and are still operating without a goalkeeper.

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    Ivarov him self can be keeper...?
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    Ivarov addresses murmurings in the press

    No, I am banned from playing in any league ground in Western Europe after being taken to court by Mark Viduka when he appealed against my actions at a league game in 2009. It was mostly disregarded by the press but I will still deny the rumours that I excreted in his boot bag and will fight for justice, JUSTICE.



    Viduka 'It happened, I've still got the proof'
    (The ruling does not effect Ivarov managing in Britain)
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    Quote Originally Posted by *CHOPPER View Post
    [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]No, so Blackburn what do you make of all these players leaving ?
    In russia we have a word for those people'
    пиздас ' [B]
    Literally

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    THE TOUR OF RURAL RUSSIA : SIBERIAN BASE CAMP


    Players training in the snow before Bradley Orr losses the ball & Ross Kemp shows off his tender torso

    Ivarov has taken his squad of 6 players (12 when you add Finidi George and the 5 Korean youth players)to his home country Russia to build fitness and team morale. The abandoned prison where they are housing themselves for the next week has not even the bare necessities of modern day living. Their is no sewage system and and water can only be accesed through the melting the snow, as kettles are a far cry from civalisation the players have to sit on the snow then lick it up off the wood chip benches. David Dunn wasted no time in complaing

    Club captain David Dunn
    Their is extreme then their is super extreme (strokes chin) This is neither, it's worse, it's unimaginable. I mean, the Koreans are fighting each other over gambling disputes and i'm fairly sure the foreign boys, Formica and Rochina have got frost bite. I got a splinter in my tongue licking up the snow, they really didn't carve up the wood well did they ?
    Ivarov only brought one football with him to Russia and it burst after Bradley Orr tried playing a through ball to Finidi George but over hit it and it pierced against the prison bars. The Russian manager claimed inspiration for the Siberian training camp after watching Ross Kemp get put through his passes by neo-Nazis on the BAFTA award winning programme 'Ross Kemp On Gangs'. 'I need my players to become hard, hard like Ross Kemp, hard like Thomas Graverson...Hard and mental.... that's a good mix' said the Blackburn boss.


    One of the Koreans send his son out for a jog in ball stranglers and trainers



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    Wow this is great stuff, I just wish some of it was true haha!

    I want to go, go for the goal, don't stand in my way, don't try to stop my I'm going ahead, right to the top, give All I got, I'm a winner and winner's love winning a lot!


 
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